I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She needs sedatives and a leash
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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