She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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