I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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