Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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