is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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