Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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