I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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