Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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