it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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What a dumb baby whore.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize