kristin has been a bad kristin
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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