You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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