So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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