let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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