Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
