Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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