There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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