I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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