After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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