.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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