we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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