I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's blow job season.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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