I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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