I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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