I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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