she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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