Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you inspire me to be a worse person
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
