have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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