okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I want her autograph on my taint
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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