Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
