turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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