Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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