...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Randomize
