that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it's like iHOP with fire
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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