If i come over, it means nothing
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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