My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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