She said her name was "party"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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