what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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