people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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