if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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