There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We are all done wearing pants today
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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