I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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