I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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