and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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