my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Brb crying the tears of my youth
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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