Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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