ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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