the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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