Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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