And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital