your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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