I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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