Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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