yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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You. Win. At. Life.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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