The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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