i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
...so i touched it.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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