He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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