): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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