No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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