what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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